THE SILICON VALLEY DICTIONARY
75 words you will hear in Silicon Valley, and what they actually mean.
ALL 75 TERMS A → Z
/Engineer claimed to produce far more than average.
They searched for a mythical 10x engineer for the team.
Forbes's list of young founders, now a joke about how many honorees were later charged with fraud.
She made 30 under 30, and her friends asked when the indictment was due.
Buying a company for its team.
The tech giant did an acqui-hire for the talent.
A prescription stimulant taken off-label as a focus drug to power through long work sessions.
She took adderall to finish her project before midnight.
AI agents operate without much human help.
The project utilized an agentic workflow for efficiency.
A type of AI that mimics human intelligence.
Researchers aim to develop true AGI in the future.
Product that is a thin interface over another model.
They launched an AI wrapper that lacked originality.
Matching AI behavior with human expectations.
The team focused on alignment to improve safety.
Yearly revenue from active subscriptions.
The company reached a million in ARR this year.
An investor who interferes without running the company.
The backseat investor questioned every decision the founder made.
A term praising independent thinkers.
Her opinions are based, earning her many followers.
Arguing about trivial details while ignoring important decisions.
The team spent hours bikeshedding over color choices.
Funding a startup with your own pocket money.
She decided to bootstrap her business from scratch.
The speed a company spends cash.
Their burn rate alarmed investors last quarter.
List showing ownership shares in a company.
The investors reviewed the cap table before investing.
The rate of losing customers over time.
The churn rate increased after the price hike.
A startup that makes an undetectable desktop app meant to help you "cheat on everything".
She used Cluely during her important job interview.
How much text a model can hold at once.
The context window limits the model's understanding.
Short-term loan turning into shares later.
He funded the startup with a convertible note.
Highly skilled, especially in coding.
The team needed a cracked engineer for the project.
Achieving exceptional success with something.
He is crushing it in his new business venture.
Short for "decelerationist," used to describe someone who opposes rapid technological progress, particularly in AI.
He is known as a decel in the tech community.
A corporation registered in Delaware for startups.
They formed a Delaware c-corp to attract investors.
Event where startups pitch to investors.
Founders nervously presented their ideas at demo day.
Shrinking ownership share due to new shares.
He faced dilution when the company issued more stock.
Using your own product for validation.
The team practiced dogfooding to improve their app.
Raising funds at a lower company valuation.
They had to accept a down round to secure funding.
Money a fund has raised but not yet invested.
The venture capital firm has plenty of dry powder.
Appearing calm while struggling underneath.
He displayed duck syndrome during exam week stress.
Repeatable tests that measure model output quality.
The team ran evals to check the model's accuracy.
Event where founders and investors cash out.
The startup's exit made everyone wealthy overnight.
Self-reinforcing loop that drives growth.
The company's flywheel kept gaining momentum each year.
Fear of missing out on investment opportunities.
His fomo kicked in during the hot funding round.
Founder running the company hands-on and involved.
She switched to founder mode to solve the crisis.
Enough money to do whatever you want.
She sold her startup and now has fuck you money.
Financial incentives that bind employees.
His golden handcuffs made him stay at the job.
AI stating false facts as if true.
The model began to hallucinate details about the event.
The ability to take initiative and shape outcomes rather than being passively shaped by them.
Her high agency led to impressive project results.
Growth that suddenly increases after a flat period.
The company experienced hockey stick growth last quarter.
Right to be paid first in company sale.
Investors have liquidation preference over the founders.
Intensely focused and working with total concentration.
She was locked in while writing her final paper.
The stock pitch-deck mission line, said with a straight face however small the product is.
The startup claimed it was making the world a better place.
Taking small doses for subtle effects, usually psychedelics.
He started microdosing to enhance his creativity.
Defensive advantages against competitors.
Their strong brand created effective moats in the market.
People lacking independent thought. Short for "nonplayer character," a term borrowed from gaming that has become Elon Musk’s favorite insult.
He joked that his friend was acting like an NPC.
Probability that advanced AI causes human extinction.
His p-doom estimate worried the rest of the group.
Paul Graham, the Y Combinator co-founder whose essays founders quote by his initials.
The team discussed ideas from pg's latest essay.
A formal warning for poor work performance.
She received a pip after missing multiple deadlines.
Change direction after realizing the original plan failed.
The startup decided to pivot to a new product line.
Review after an outage focusing on causes.
The team held a postmortem to analyze the server crash.
Option to keep ownership percentage in future rounds.
Investors love their pro rata rights during fundraising.
Point where product satisfies real market demand.
The team celebrated achieving product-market fit last quarter.
Making enough money to cover basic expenses.
The startup became ramen profitable last quarter.
Staying at a job while stock grants pay out.
He enjoyed his rest and vest arrangement at work.
Time left before a company runs out of cash.
The startup has a six-month runway to reach profitability.
Contract for future shares in a startup.
He signed a safe note to invest in the company.
First meaningful round of outside investment raised.
The startup closed its seed round last month.
Release software work to actual users.
They plan to ship the update by the end of week.
Low-quality content generated in bulk by AI.
The report was filled with slop from the AI tool.
Short, intense work period for a team.
The developers planned a sprint to finish the app.
A mix of technologies for building services.
The team chose a robust stack for the app.
Company keeping its plans secret until launch.
The startup is in stealth mode until its big reveal.
A product that users keep returning to.
The app's sticky features kept users engaged daily.
Future work from choosing quick fixes over proper ones.
The developers acknowledged their growing tech debt.
Document outlining main terms of an investment.
They reviewed the term sheet before signing the deal.
A job title upgrade without new responsibilities.
She received a title promotion but no salary increase.
Small text unit read by a language model.
The model processes each token to create responses.
A startup valued over $1 billion.
That company became a unicorn within three years.
Help beyond money that an investor provides.
Her introductions were a significant value add to the startup.
Useless data that looks good but does not necessarily correlate real success.
The report showed vanity metrics that misled the team.
Date before stock grant becomes yours, usually a year.
She eagerly awaited the vesting cliff to receive shares.
Writing code by using AI prompts.
She was vibe coding and trusted the AI's output.
University of Waterloo known for engineering talent.
He graduated from Waterloo and moved to Silicon Valley.
Doing unrelated tasks that block the real task.
He found himself yak shaving instead of coding.
A stalled VC-funded company not growing.
Their zombie startup struggles to stay afloat each month.
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