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find one's ass with both hands and a flashlight

/faɪnd wʌnz æs wʰɪθ boʊlθ hæn(d)z ænd eː ˈflæʃˌlaɪt/

to be very confused or lost.

“He couldn't find his ass with both hands and a flashlight.”
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