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the carpet matches the drapes

/ðə ˈkɑɹ.pət ˈmæt͡ʃɪz ðə dɹeɪps/

A humorous remark about matching hair and pubic hair.

“He laughed, saying the carpet matches the drapes.”
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Illustration of the carpet matches the drapes: A humorous remark about matching hair and pubic hair.